Goodbye and good luck, Richard

Commissioned 2010. This work may not be reproduced by any process, including printing, without permission.

Without the voice of Richard
this place won’t be the same.
When cricket’s on the radio
he’s following the game;
when Richard’s in his comic mood
the jokes are always lame;
when Richard’s in his singing mood
he’s got no hope of fame.
When Richard teases Royal
he gets a whole new name;
when Richard flirts with Karen
his ears should burn with shame.
Without the sound of Richard
this place won’t be the same
because
when things are going MADLY
we won’t know who to blame.

What do you think?